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Where were they two months ago?
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blackcoat From: blackcoat Date: July 15th, 2008 11:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Couldn't work more then two fulltime jobs, if you counted commuting, so...say...two and a bit, taking into consideration the ability to work and sleep on trains...
Yeah, I'd be able to retire at 35 or so.


Of course, I'd be dead by 27.
koga From: koga Date: July 15th, 2008 11:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
But if you could just hold on 7 more years!
ardaniel From: ardaniel Date: July 15th, 2008 11:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pheh. He obviously doesn't want it enough.
blackcoat From: blackcoat Date: July 15th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nah. I mean, if I worked that much, I'd have to give up my heroin habit, and I wouldn't have enough time to find the goat pimps to sell me the stock of theirs that had gotten old and used up.

And a life without snorting coke out of the asscrack of freshly screwed and slaughtered goats just isn't worth living.
xeyda From: xeyda Date: July 16th, 2008 01:52 am (UTC) (Link)
...

That visual needs to be burned and nevereverever brought forth in to the daylight AGAIN.
blackcoat From: blackcoat Date: July 16th, 2008 02:52 am (UTC) (Link)
It was the only thing left to lower my P-Score, according to ardaniel.
kest From: kest Date: July 16th, 2008 02:14 am (UTC) (Link)
today at work I learned that california minimum wage is $8, except for sheepherders.

seriously, that's what it says.
blackcoat From: blackcoat Date: July 16th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC) (Link)
...well, duh. I mean, they don't have to pay for hookers or buy hot chicks drinks. Just a fence and a pair of goulashes.
wedgex From: wedgex Date: July 15th, 2008 11:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
C'mon, think positively!

You could telecommute at least two or three of those...
blackcoat From: blackcoat Date: July 16th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC) (Link)
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So, what, you want me to DIE? Is that it?

(Ok, so I took one more of them that I can telecommute to, and is sort of short contracty, bursty stuff that is pretty flextime.)
13 Ravings or Rant & Rave