To which her husband mentions that he's tempted to have an 'angle of your dangle' poll, but that guys just don't do that.
Well, anyone who even half knows me, knows that *I* have no damned shame, so...
Way to the right
Little to the right
Little to the left
Way to the left
Wiggles around a bit
I lack the requisite equipment
ETA: All directions are your own, not stage.